By request...My Life Goals

Just as it says, these are my life goals. It was suggested that I write them, so I am. My life goals are probably pretty different than most, but being unique is a good thing.

In no particular order:
-Visit New Zealand.
-Acquire an Asian child.
-Beat Shawn's Bejewled score on his palm pilot.
-Sleep through an entire day, without having sickness to assist me.
-Go through an entire week without getting a headache.
-Own a duck, snake, pig and tarantula.
-Meet Alton Brown.
-Get that awesome refrigerator that I saw in Sears once, and I fell in love with.
-Bungee Jump.
-Go to the Mall of America.
-Have one room in my house that is painted bright orange.

Wouldn't it be awesome!

If I actually had any skill in the area, I would become an inventor. I come up with tons of good ideas for things that I think would be pretty nice. Maybe someday I'll hire someone to actually make the things I think of, but until then here are some of my ideas that I think would be awesome!

•Clothes that produce heat. (I actually came up with this when I was like in 4th grade, it's in my year book)
•Clothes that don't get dirty, including smell and everything. Then you will never have to do laundry, which totally sucks.
•A mind reading machine. One that only reads the thoughts that you want to hear. Such as "I wonder if they like me, better get out my mind reading machine." (Savanna gets some credit for this one)
•A cork-a spork, with added knife at the end, and possibly a straw. (Wendy helped me with this one)
•Diaper changing robot. I think this is pretty self explanatory.
•A pencil, where what you drew turned real, but changed to actually look normal. So if I draw a monkey, and it looks a little weird because I'm a bad artist, it turns into a real, normal looking monkey.
•Mascara you can sleep in without getting gross dark circles under your eyes.

Feel free to tell me things that you think would be awesome.